Saturday, January 31, 2009

"Are you the Smith Party?" --- please be honest....

Many times during a very busy night, I have to go search for a party at the bar paticuarly when practially everyone is waiting for their reservation to come up and people have been waiting overtime.

Do you really think you're being SO ORIGINAL when I ask, "Are you the Smith party?" and when you're not but you reply,"No, but we can be, oh ha ha ha!!" Do you think I haven't heard that every fucking night before from some schmuck who also thought it was original?

One time at another restaurant, some ass did say yes to be the party I asked for and followed me to the front when I then found out he lied thinking it would get him seated more quickly.

TIP: don't screw with me or any other hostess with that crap. Just like a waiter, I can spit in your food or drink too if you piss me off!

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