Coat Envy

I'll have plenty to write about coat check later, but at UES Restaurant I have to also coat check as well. Yes, I do racially stereotype how you might tip me out based on the brand name coat you have, but there's never a 100% corrolation.

I must say though, the coats on women I notice the most just at first glance are the Burberry ones...not the coats with that annoying checkered plaid on there that screams "I'M A LABEL WHORE!" but the ones that are beautifully structured and tailored with some unique design or silhouette to them. I must admit I'm drooling as I carry coats like that back to the coat check room.

One gorgeous coat my co-hostess and I gushed at was a beautiful black fur with black leather buckles as the buttons. OMG, if I were into S&M I'd use that fur coat in all my sessions it was so fierce...(gay lingo from my fag hag days).

Probably the most impressive couple so far is a gentlemen that came in with his girlfriend. He wore a suede Louis Vuitton jacket, and she had a Christian Dior puffer. They tipped me $10 for fetching their coats. Proportionally that is excellent...and that already tells me he has $$.

With certain brands though, I'm neutral on. Ralph Lauren, Max Mara...those could easily be purchased at a T.J. Maxx sale. It's the Searles, Louis Vuittons, Burberrys that catch me.

Why is it the men are clueless when I ask them the brand name of their coat when I need a description to check it??