Sunday, April 12, 2009

Asshole Customer of the Week Award Goes To...

Six top comes in...they're obviously going to order a big dinner, which means they've got some dough...and some old, annoying people with them:

ME: May I take your coats?
ASSHOLE WITH PARTY/OLD FOGIE: No, we have no tips or money for you!

And theereeeeee you have it..the asshole customer of the week goes to an old fogie that can obviously tip 15%-20% to the waiter and eat at a restaurant whose average price point is around $15-$20 for an entree, but he can't give me $1 tip for his coat.

May you lose you dentures in our bathroom toilet!

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