Stop Questioning Where I Seat You!

I love it when annoying customers try to argue there way to a bigger, better table.

A four top came in, and I sat them at a four top round table. The man at the table says,"We want to have one of those round booths over there."

ME: "I'm sorry, sir, but they are reserved for 5 and 6 tops."
HIM: "Well, I see only 2 people sitting at that one."
ME: "That's because they are waiting for the rest of their party, sir!"

Another appalling scene I saw is a three top that came in. A woman was the first of the party who arrived, and she had trouble walking and was on a cane. I felt bad enough I had to take her back to the furthest table in the back dining room, and I sat her at a nice corner booth. Her moron guests were like,"I don't want to sit here, let's move!" So this poor lady on the cane has to get up to accommodate her imbecile friends. In addition, they didn't take the seat at the new table that was closest to where she was coming from, she had to walk around. What is wrong with people??