Saturday, April 18, 2009

Customers Taking Forever On How to Sit Down Are Like Dogs Running Around in Circles Before Peeing

I'm a girl, but sorry, ladies, women are way pickier about men about food and where they sit. Also, they are so passive aggressive about it. A majority of a time if I lead a party to a table, and the woman doesn't like it...she just stares, pauses, and annoyingly asks every single person in the party, "Are you ok with this?" That is my queue to quickly place the menus down and run.

I've also observed with various parties, why the hell is it rocket science for you to figure out seating placement at a table..I'm talking about parties of 4 or more. I have stood there for what seems like at an eternity at a round booth, and the party is asking,"Where do you want to sit?" six million times to each other. Seriously, I compare it to a dog going around in circles on a patch of grass before he pisses.

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