Good-bye Chef Boy!

Ok, so I gotta admit. He asked me out once, but I think he was turned on by a majority of my insults at him, including saying he was gay and liked to screw the line cook every night in the freezer. Cute guy, told him no though, as with most chefs he's an absolute dick. This guy isn't the executive chef, but I nickname him "his bitch."

With this next story, considering he knows how it sux when customers linger...on his last night (a weeknight I might add), he had some of his friends come over to celebrate, and they stayed till 1 AM when our restaurant closes. That's pretty obnoxious since waiters want to go home, not to mention the kitchen and busboy staff that stay just to finish up that one table. Come on, peeps, go to a late night bar. Not only that, I heard they didn't tip that well. The waiter who stayed is bosom buddies with Chef Boy, and he was mad and made a comment about the tip. Supposedly the two best friends got in a huge fight, and Chef Boy said to the general manager, "Why do you even keep him around!?!" Nice thing to say about your friend, dood. Don't know why Chef Boy thought he could obnoxiously pull something like that on his last night.

My only sense of loss is that my weekly eye candy is gone.