More Annoying Co-Hostesses

What shall I name her? Naive Nymphette.

I suppose she and I should bond that we graduated from the same school though I'm way older than her. She's sweet and has some sort of a brain, but her presence has continued to annoy me big time.

First, she's is so damn touchy feely. I'm not un-affectionate, but if I don't know you well, I'm not going to be all over you the second time I meet you. Jeezus. One thing she does that bugs me is if I'm looking at the reservation screen, she'll look over my shoulder and rest her chin on my shoulder and leave it there like we're best friends. SUPER ANNOYING cause she does it all the time!!! Even her hair brushing on my arm bugs me now!

Also, yes, when it's slow, a number of waiters congregate at the front where the hostess stand is and we chit chat, but does she have to butt in to a separate conversation I'm having, and say, "What are you talking about? Who!??!"

Oh, and not to be superficial (but I am), she isn't the hottest thing in the world...I consider her a total plain Jane. She has a serious boyfriend, but she continues to flirt with staff. What the hell? Of course she keeps saying CONSTANTLY,"Oh, but I have a boyfriend, I shouldn't." IF YOU WERE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND, YOU WOULDN"T EVEN BE LOOKING OR FLIRTING WITH THE OTHER GUYS.