...And another customer bites the dust

I did mention before the kitchen staff bets into a pot each night and whoever guesses most accurately what time a customer falls down the steps connecting the two dining rooms, winner gets all.

I'm walking down the steps and up the steps comes a gentleman in a suit...he trips on the step and falls. He quickly gets back up, but I wouldn't exactly call it a moment of grace for him.

I and a waiter who witnessed it run up to the sous chef.

Sous chef (looking at me looking at him): "What? What is it?"
Waiter: "Hey, someone fell! How much was the pot?"
Me: "Yeah, someone fell! YAY!"

We're sickos.