Women Customers Tend to Be More Annoying Than the Men...

I've noticed that it's mostly the females who have issues with where they sit in a restaurant. In a group of around five people, I sat the party down in this semi-circle banquette, and the woman in the group starts out by saying, "Oh..." Then asking each person,"Are you ok with this?" After everyone says yes, I could tell she was trying to garner sympathy to move tables. Accept the fact you're the only annoying person at the table, lady. Just I was going to make my high school track sprinting skills useful, she wants to move. UGH! It's a Saturday night, and my maitre'd is giving me the evil eye for being slow already. Passive aggressive customers are just as annoying as passive aggressive people!

In another instance, one Sunday, all I can say is this particular woman was WACKO, and I felt sorry for the waiter who had to deal with her. Let's call the waiter Jimmy. Let's call this woman Tammy Faye Baker. She is the first of her party of four to arrive, and when I seat her at a table she automatically wants a booth and says that table will be too cold since it's near the window. The table I brought her too is a common concern with a lot of customers, so I'm like...fine. I move her upstairs. BTW, I take her coat, and it's a GENNY...excellent Italian designer. I'm already sizing her up by her coat as I do with many customers. This lady has $$.
High maintenance + $ = DRAMA QUEEN LABEL WHORE

Now the wanting to move tables wasn't so bad if it weren't for the fact she told her waiter Jimmy that upstairs was too bright and to dim the lights. Wack! The place has nice ambient lighting what is she talking about?!?! I also found out later that she told one of her guests the incorrect street of the parking garage which I dictated to her as she recited it over the phone to him. Of course the man comes in blaming ME for saying the wrong directions when it was HER saying them incorrectly.

Final straw she's a psycho....she sent back two different glasses of wine Jimmy gave her. What is wrong with you!??! Jimmy commented that at the rate she was going, he was going to be there all night.

Please don't ever come back.